I have a son named John. He’s a normal kid for the most part, but last night was a little weird.
When he went to bed he had stockings on. He insisted they were his but I know he got them from his mother’s drawer. To top that, before he got in bed, he put one shoe on.
I hope it’s just a phase.
Well, excuse me. I have to go diddle some dumplings.
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