I have a son named John.  He’s a normal kid for the most part, but last night was a little weird.

When he went to bed he had stockings on.  He insisted they were his but I know he got them from his mother’s drawer.  To top that, before he got in bed, he put one shoe on.

I hope it’s just a phase.

Well, excuse me.  I have to go diddle some dumplings.

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