One of the more surprising yet undercovered stories of 2016 was the announcement by the Hormel Company that they were going to change the ingredients in some of their Spam products to reflect consumer interest in more natural ingredients.

Many were quite shocked to learn that people who eat Spam give an organic dingdang what kind of ingredients it has, and ranchers suffered considerable anxiety fearing they might have to start raising their spamalopes free range.

From the book My Brain Has A Mind Of Its Own available here.