Alice in Voter Land

In the wake of the rush by other states to move  up the dates of their primaries in order to increase their influence on the outcome, the attorney general of state of New York,  Comber Follicles, announced to the press today that the New York Democratic primary will take place tomorrow. “You mean with one […]

Crowded race

Today the 39 democratic senators who had not yet  expressed an interest in making a 2020 presidential run held a joint news conference stating that they were all, individually, forming exploratory committees in contemplation of throwing their hats in the ring. “With eight of our most influential members running around campaigning,”  explained Virginia senator Mark […]