Alice in Voter Land

In the wake of the rush by other states to move  up the dates of their primaries in order to increase their influence on the outcome, the attorney general of state of New York,  Comber Follicles, announced to the press today that the New York Democratic primary will take place tomorrow. “You mean with one […]

Cardio

I go to see a cardiologist.  He orders a bunch of tests.  Costs me $2200.00. Results come back.  He says I need to eat less and exercise more. Oh great!  He could have figured that out by setting up  a $40.00 video camera on my entertainment center and watch me feeding my face in front […]