The lyrics to both songs are included in the book My Brain Has A Mind Of Its Own.

To appreciate the following song, it is necessary to understand that the fandango is a Spanish dance, and that tryptophan is an amino acid, (known in an urban legend sort of way to be found plentifully in turkey meat). Tryptophan tends to make one sleepy.
Credit for the video  goes to Robin Ellis and her trusty smartphone for the background vocals and videography, Wayne Ellis for the timely yee haws, and their family and mine for the general giddiness.